... to create a website. Propeller hats off to my team of internationally reviled webmasters and geeks, working thousands of hours on a diet of celery and mung beans. Okay, maybe one guy and hundreds of hours — my good pal Jeffrey Korn, who is truly a genius and a mensch. Here you will find out about books, school visits, and way more than any human should care to know about the extraordinary life of me. All information is certified true by the National Council of Author Fact Verification™, and errors and embarrassing photos are the fault of the writer.
